Patricia
Please select a comfortable way to communicate.
You talk to Patricia. She works out which plan pays for itself given what you already spend — and says so if none of them do.
Works out whether it pays
She asks the six questions, listens to the answers, and says what she thinks — including when the answer is that no plan is worth it.
Sets it up
It is handled from there — the plan, the term, the card in the post — so it is working for you within ten business days.
Two people, one conversation. You will always be told which one you are speaking to.